PARISH REPORT: Change In Donut Hole Brand Causes Coffee Hour Uproar
(AoftheANews) TOPEKA – Parishioners at St Duncan’s in Topeka, KS, angrily stormed out of the parish hall after the 10:30 AM Mass last Sunday, reportedly due to an unexpected change in the brand of...
View ArticlePARISH REPORT: Parish Converts Choir Loft Into Luxury Suites
(AoftheANews) COLUMBUS – In what’s considered a first in any Catholic church in America, a parish in Columbus, Ohio converted their unused choir loft into three luxury suites earlier this year. Fr....
View ArticleBREAKING ALERT! The Official AoftheA 2016 Presidential Endorsement
The US presidential primaries are in full swing, and the party conventions don’t convene until the summer, but the AoftheA Editorial Board felt now was as good a time as ever to announce their...
View ArticlePARISH REPORT: Two Altar Boys Suspended For Suspected Steroid Use
(AoftheANews) JACKSONVILLE – AoftheA News has learned that two altar boys at Our Lady of Good Posture in the Diocese of St. Augustine have been suspended from serving duties pending an investigation...
View ArticlePARISH REPORT: Church Unveils Baptismal Font With Below Ground Viewing Area
(AoftheANews) PITTSBURGH – After a year of construction, St Barnum & Bailey’s church in suburban Pittsburgh can now give people the means to witness a baptism from every angle. At the 10:00 AM Mass...
View ArticlePARISH REPORT: Pastor Starts Cross-fit Box To Prepare Liturgy Team For...
(AoftheANews) KALAMAZOO – “Holy Week is the toughest week of the year for Catholics, so I want to make sure I’ve got the toughest Catholics.” So said Fr. Jim Tabata, pastor of St Kettle of the Bells,...
View ArticlePARISH REPORT: Study Shows High Number Of Easter Mass-goers Still Get...
(AoftheANews) WALLA WALLA – A recent report issued by the Diocese of Walla Walla shows that a significant number of Easter Sunday Mass attendees continue to stumble over many of the revised translation...
View ArticlePARISH REPORT: Near Disaster As Liturgical Dancers Unknowingly Mimic Choking...
(AoftheANews) POUGHKEEPSIE – Parishioners at St. Astaire’s 9:30 Mass expected to be treated to a joyful expression of faith by their Ministry of Motion synchronized liturgical dance team. Instead, they...
View ArticleTrad Catholic Blogger: “Maybe It’s Time To Follow This Jesus Fella Other...
(AoftheANews) After spending all weekend writing scathing posts against Pope Francis, and tearing apart “Amoris Laetitia”, and then experiencing deep disappointment upon reading Cardinal Burke’s...
View ArticlePARISH REPORT: Visiting Priest Preaches On Hell, Parishioners’ Faith Shaken
(AoftheANews) SAN FRANCISCO – Parishioners of Our Lady of the Warm Fuzzies left the 10:00 AM Mass feeling unsure, upset, and confused, after having listened to the visiting priest give an impassioned...
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